Join Forces to Defeat Faggotry!
Duce News Network : Jan. 2005
The leaders of the worlds two mightiest religions, Roman
Catholicism, and The Church of El Duce, joined forces
to take a stand against Gay Marriage, as personified by
Elton John and his Gay Lover tying the knot in the UK
late last year.
Benedict from a Vacitan Basilica flanked by Pope Scum
: "Both Pope Scum and I are compelled to speak out
against Gay Marriage. I say right now, and for always,
Gay is not Okay. Tony Blair will go to hell from promoting
this horrible thing. We have enough problem with our Gay
Priest molesting boys right and left without Elton throwing
fuel on this fire"
spoke next : "Thank you Pope Benedict, and people
of Rome, for welcoming me with my message of peace for
the world. Elton, that's it. Go back in the closet please
and marry a fag hag sort of like a reverse Liza Minnelli
(another great Italian). If you think Saturday Night is
Alright for Fighting, I can tell you right now that Saturday
Night is Alright for Fagbashing. You are destroying society
with your Gaye Marriage. You definitely are a kick ass
piano player and you are welcome to jam anytime with the
Mentors as long as you get a Fag Divorce right away and
not encourage young minors to become gay as you have been
doing. Jesus and Duce both demand this right now"