In a press conference in Beverly
Hills, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, Pope Scum took questions
from the press on a variety of subjects; however, he made international
news with his spirited attack on Mel Gibson.
Reporters quoted Pope Scum as saying in attendance :
"Mel Gibson is a card carrying Member of Al Queda. His
blatantly Anti Semitic Statements and Movies, not to mention
the words of his own father, that he refuses to deny (that the
Holocaust is a hoax), are directed by Bin Laden. He might be
a charming Scotsman to some, but to Kill Allen Wrench and Mentors,
this man is a terrorist, who will stop at nothing to destroy
Pope Scum, who enjoys a dual role as superstar rocker, and behind
the scenes diplomat, spoke candidly.
"I have advised Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert to immediately
carry out a targeted assassination of Gibson. He is more dangerous
to the state of Israel than any leader or Hamas or Hezzabolah,
given the raging success in America of Mad Max, Braveheart and
his other action movies. We have evidence (shared by President
Bush and Dick Cheney) with Dr. Scum, that Gibson is plotting
a terror attack on Jewish interests in the US (specifically
Warner Brothers Records, DreamWorks Studios, and Disney Studios)
that will make 9 11 look like a bottle rocket. Gibson drunkenly
bragged to pals on his latest drunken rampage, which the LAPD
sought to censor "I hate these fucking Jews. I am going
to remove them completely from Hollywood by killing them all.
I will blow up all the Jew controlled studios so I can make
more religious movies about how Jews killed Jesus. Bin Laden
is my fuckin bro. As for the Prince of Punk, that sucks he was
killed. The fuckin Jews killed him just like they killed Jesus.
Fuck Israel and Fuck the Jews, in Hollywood and elsewhere. Also,
I fuckin hate that stupid band Kiss cause they are Jews."
Scum elaborated "I have advised Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley
to take extra precautions until the Sein Beit (Israeli Secret
Service) takes down permanently this threat to peace. “