was recently alerted to fact that Guns and Roses stole
the original Mentors Tune, Cornshucker, and have been
passing it off as their own song.
to Pope Scum, "Honestly I never really listened to
G and R because they are Gay and this goes against the
Teaching of Our Lord, El Duce. So while i was aware that
they were one of the bigger bands on the planet, I would
not listen to this garbage. However, recently a Mentor
fanatic pointed out to me that Gun and Rose ripped off
our song, Cornshucker. They didnt even bother to change
Fan downloaded the evidence of theft from the internet
and I immediately found what he was saying to be true.
What we also discovered that although the tune was never
released on an album, it was pivotal in their career and
was the most popular song in their live set for several
years, which resulted in them becoming bigger than Zep.
Therefore as usual the holy suffer while the evil prosper.
found this out,we decided to take advantage of the legal
system to get what is coming to us.
Attornies, working on a Pro Boner basis, Stein and Weinstein,
have h determined that this is a massive case of copyright
Stein, esquire is quoted at a press conference shortly
after filing suit in Santa Monica, California :
is the largest case of copyright infringment in the history
of the world.
Sickie Wifebeater, Dr. Scum, and the Estate of El Duce
are entitled to three times the entire profits ever earned
by Guns and Roses, or as Duce used to call these theives,
Buns and Posers. Clearly, they would have never had any
career at all if they had not stolen this song from Mentors
and concealed the fact by never putting it on an album.
we have procured a deposition from ex Guns and Roses Guitarist
Slash who backs us up on the conspiracy to defraud charges.
He will be testifying in court on our side."
for W. Alx Rose were seen in the law library boning up
on insanity defenses.
We are seeking
a) 95 of
all G/R profits made since the song was recorded
b) a public
apology to the Mentors