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NEWS from The Church of El Duce !!!

Mel Gibson to Follow Up
Jesus Flick with
El Duce Sequel




Hollywood Insiders have revealed that Mel Gibson has inked a multimillion dollar deal with Disney honcho Mike Eisner and Mind Boggler Records CEO Pope Heathen Scum to make a blockbuster follow up to the wildly successful "Passion of Christ". The movie, to be titled "The Amazingly Righteous Rape Rock of El Duce", will be based on the Biography of our Lord by Dr. Heathen Scum, "Duce, the World's Greatest Entertainer and Savior" published by Mind Boggler Books.




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