Hetrosexual activist Rock Band and
Classic Rock Legends the Mentors are at the epicentre of the Gay
Rights/Gay Marriage Controvery which is dominating this years
presidential campaign. In meetings with both Candidates for President,
President Bush and Senator Kerry, Pope Heathen Scum of the Chruch
of El Duce insisted that he would throw the support of the Chruchgoing
faithful to the candidate that did the most to promote lipstick
lesbian marriage. Pope Scum stated "This is the only kind
of homosexuality that our Lord El Duce can condone. Seeing two
hot chicks go at it, that's every hetero mans fantasy. But Bulldykeism
and Manly Gaye Action, absolutely not. We cant encourage that.
This is the teaching of our Lord, Duce."
Reaction from the Candidates camps
is mixed. According to a Bush spokesman, "President Bush
remains convinced we have to make illegal all gay marriage, including
lipstick lesbo type. Sorry Pope Scum, but you cant dictate the
morals to President Bush."
Senator Kerry, true to his wishy
washy nature, didnt really commit one way or another. In a campaign
speech, he said "I really don't mind two hot chicks having
some fun together. I wish I could be there when they do. But we
are studying our position on the marriage thing. "