Pope Scum, Church of El Duce, (left)
announced that the ongoing homosexual kiddie porno scandal in
the Roman Catholic Church, most recently resulting in the resignation
of Cardinal Law of Boston (right), is driving a huge upsurge in
membership in the Church of El Duce, the world's first Internet
Religion. Quoting Pope Scum : "Its a shame about the faggot
priests in the Church of our Competitor. These sickos however
are driving their parishoners to our newly established order,
the Church of El Duce. This is a real blessing for our Church.
Our key to success? One thing is that we do not admit under any
circumstances children into our church. You must be a free thinking
sexual swinger and sign a affadavit so attesting to even getting
in the door. There is as much sex going on in our church as there
is in Cardinal Law's church, but the difference ours is adults
only heterosexual, while his is illegal child molesting variety."