is buzzing with the latest shocking development on the
War on Terror. The following section is reprinted with
permission from the London Times :
a strange post election turn of events, Pope Heathen Scum
of the Church of El Duce has been detained but not arrested
by Federal Agents. Also the agents seized a video apparently
made by the Church of El Duce and posted at www.churchofelduce.com
In the seized Video, Pope Scum is seen holding a knife
to the throat of Kill Allen Wrench Co guitarist Mariachi
Mysterioso. Sources who have seen the video, say a rambing
and apparently stoned Pope Scum threatenes to cut off
the head of all Arabs unless they "chill out"
in Iraq and other places immediately.
by a voice off camera why he was threatening a person
of Hispanic, rather than Arab descent, Scum replied "Mexicans
and Arabs look a lot alike. In fact, MM is not a Mexican.
My church secret service has determined that this person
posing as an agent is in fact an Al Queda operative. We
have prevented another 9 11 by seizing him".
The attorneys for the Pope and the Church of El Duce,
Weinstein, Seinfeld, and Lomax, of New York City filed
a writ of habeous corpus to free the pope. But Attorney
General John Ashcroft, citing certain sectinos of the
Patriot Act, declined to release the Pope.
Ashcroft stated "we dont have a problem with the
Pope detaining and even killing this Arab agent, who poses
as Marachi Mysterioso. What we do have a problem with
Pope Scum is that he is trying to conduct diplomacy on
behalf of the United States. And that is illegal for anybody
but the Presdient and his Secretary of State. Colin Powell
is furious that Pope Scum is trying to fight fire with
fire by making decapatation videos to keep up with the
Arabs. President Bush is very concerned, especially in
view of his close working relationship with the Pope in
the past on a variety of cultural and war on terror issues.
of its shocking content, and also because it is of dubious
legality for the Pope to conduct diplomacy on behalf of
the United States, the video has been seized from most
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